vaya con dios y vamos a la playa

recipe: 2 cloves of garlic
me: *gets out 10*
garlic don't tell ME what to do food for ts

neffinesse:

So my parents are having a big birthday bash tomorrow; they’ve combined their birthdays to a big 130-year celebration. It’ll be pretty swank.

Hence the dinosaur cookies; they’re for the kids.

However, there’s about two-and-a-half hours between the guests - forty-two souls strong! - arriving and the food being served.

"We’ll need snacks," mother decides.

"Don’t worry," says father. "I shall buy some."

He goes and returns with five bags - ordinary size - of discount chips and one - count it - one jar of salsa.

One.

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One jar.

This is not a big jar. This is not a tub. This is for four friends during movie night. Two, if they really like salsa.

And he still doesn’t understand how this won’t be enough for forty-two hungry guests, and feels our insistence that we also get, say, guacamole or literally any other kind of dip along with it is just excessive.

I feel this tells you everything you need to know about my father.

your dad is so weird

i know i've met him food for ts

el menú del día

  • gazpacho
  • guisantes con jamón serrano
  • albondigas
  • peras al vino
food for ts comida española i make things
tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”compare to: “you + all” -> “y’all”"you + would" -> "you’d"and" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

tamarussia:

shadygrifter:

pandicksatthedisco:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

SOMEONE EXPLAIN???

y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”
compare to:
“you + all” -> “y’all”
"you + would" -> "you’d"
and
" you + have" -> "you’ve"

im sorry people learning english

i have used this word unironically
trigun trigun musical actordougjones is this real life??????????

millions gordon?
knives ramsay??

-for trigunpls

trigun millions knives gordon ramsay trigunpls parody video i make myself lol

trigunpls:

dead-wolfwood:

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wash the stampede

you’re not even sorry dead-wolfwood

oh ffs trigun for ts i larf'd

trimax-na-boken:

trigunpls:

blinkpinkinc:

peter scanavino - vash the stampede
keke palmer - meryl strife
mika - nicholas d. wolfwood
kate shindle - milly thompson
telly leung - midvalley the horn freak
nick cordero - legato bluesummers
doug jones - knives millions
tsuneo imahori - musical score

but what if there was … a trigun broadway musical??

i agree with this except musical or not knives should be played only by gordon ramsay

"You’re taking the piss Vash."

screaming

trigun for ts

dead-wolfwood

and danny devito as rem saverem

dead-wolfwood trigun trigun musical danny devito imagine him singing sound life tho replies
dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian

dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian

you are weak you will not survive the apocalypse especially if you think any part of ohio is 'habitable' in short ohio sucks and cold is fucking evil

blinkpinkinc:

peter scanavino - vash the stampede
keke palmer - meryl strife
mika - nicholas d. wolfwood
kate shindle - milly thompson
telly leung - midvalley the horn freak
nick cordero - legato bluesummers
doug jones - knives millions
tsuneo imahori - musical score

but what if there was … a trigun broadway musical??

featuring the moving ballad ‘put that spider back where it came from or so help me’

trigun for ts

you’ll note i fancast keke palmer for everything

the reason is: keke palmer is fucking perfection

keke palmer is an angel straight from heaven
peter scanavino - vash the stampede
keke palmer - meryl strife
mika - nicholas d. wolfwood
kate shindle - milly thompson
telly leung - midvalley the horn freak
nick cordero - legato bluesummers
doug jones - knives millions
tsuneo imahori - musical score

but what if there was … a trigun broadway musical??

trigun doug jones peter scanavino keke palmer mika kate shindle nick cordero telly leung but what if do you hate me yet?